“Try this. It’s delicious. Want some gold? I’m not giving it to anybody else!”
(via sexmoar)
why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there
why are you measuring in calculators
DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
(via sexmoar)
(via sexmoar)
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
(via sexmoar)
Possibly the most British moment in any film ever
(Source: ohmygryffindor, via sexmoar)
I now pronounce you husband and wife..RELEASE THE KRAKEN
ohmygod please
(Source: coolnessgraphed, via sexmoar)
